it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
In other news, I just burned my penis
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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