Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
Randomize
