I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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