i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
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