I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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