I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
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