the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
he just fucked me for my cheese..
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
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