so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
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