You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
God I love dating single dads. They've got their shit at least a little bit together and there's always snacks after sex. #nakedfruitrollups
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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