I cockslap morals
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
That blackeyed peas song was on, so I thought that was prediciting tonight was going to be a good night. And then my garage door opner fell and hit me in the head.
I literally just copy and pasted that from another bbm convo bc I'm far too stoned to explain that again.
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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