I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
i now understand why vodka
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
Randomize
