I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
I woke up to a text that said, "I can see you but can't get in." It was the pizza delivery guy who saw me passed out drunk on the floor through the front door.
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
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