Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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