: I need to find myself a plastic surgeon husband so i can get boobs.
but u need boobs to get one in the first place.
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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