dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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