what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
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