i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
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