I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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