Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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