She said her name was "party"
Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
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