Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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