It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
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