with your own penis?
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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