You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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