So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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