I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
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