what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
god damn woman. you are like the herpes of drunk texting. you never go away.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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