My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
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