Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
I am never drinking with the goths again.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
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