so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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