What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
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