I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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