Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
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