Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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