its not stalking. its research.
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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