What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
These tits shall not be calmed
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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