I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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