you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
you inspire me to be a worse person
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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