My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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