he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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