: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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