i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
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