You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
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