Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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