Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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