Dual....:-)
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
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