Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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