he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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