Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Are we in a gay sports bar?
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
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