ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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