you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
Couch. On fire.
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
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