Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
My boob is missing a layer of skin
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
Randomize
