What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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