Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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