I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
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